Thursday, April 26, 2007

Co-Ed Softball: Yummy Or A Disaster?

As I type this section of the blog up, I have it made today. I'm doing some middle school work and most of the kids at this school get to leave for some band festival, either by playing in it or just watching. Basically, 80% of my day consists of not even having a clasroom, so I get to hang out on the computer. How tough is that? Then again, that's a drug to me since I live online enough the way it is once I get home from work. Maybe they're testing me to see if I'll be foaming out of the mouth at day's end from being on here too much. After 2 weeks ago of not being online much, I gotta make up for lost time somehow, you all know how it goes.



Softball is in the air. This year, some of my crew has got in a softball league in Morgantown. I figured I'd join that action as it has to be a good time, regardless of the actual level of talent on the field. Last Sunday, we had our first practice/scrimmage. There are definitely some very weird rules though. First, it's a co-ed league. That can't be too bad because honestly, in a league, there has to at least be a few chicks that are worthy of checking out, bouncing around. Hey, I'm a guy, not much else to do. I like my odds on that one. With that in mind, I can't see the talent being much at all in this league, but oh well. Then again, I'm sure I'll have to see quite a few manly buff chicks that could break me in half, but let's hope those aren't common. That's our yummy or a disaster question from the subject. For the locals, the ones on the team that you'd know would be Cork, Mule, his chick Kellie, Trev, his bro Derek, other bro Devin The Dude, and all of their chicks. We have some others that I haven't met yet that are from Morgantown, so I'm sure it'll work out.

Now to the whacked out rules. The dudes have to bat with a wooden bat, which I like anyways. Chicks can use the metal, they dig it. Also, homers don't count. If you bash a homer, you're out. Dudes can only go to 1st base on a hit, no matter how far it goes. That totally takes away my game as I planned to go Ichiro style by just slap hitting and zooming around the bases since speed is probably my best thing in softball. After you're on first, if someone after you gets a hit, you can run to home if you'd like, so you have rely on the rest of the batting order to help you out. Two dudes can't bat back-to-back as it has to go dude-chick-dude-chick, etc. Someone also can't jump in front of someone for a catch either. I know, weird, but I guess that takes away from some dude being a one-man show. I'm going in just for the fun factor though. We went to have a practice last Sunday and another team showed up and wanted to scrimmage. They weren't any good either, but it was a great time. I manned centerfield and had fun with that. Look out when we get our league shirts (still forget who sponsors us, some bar up there that I wouldn't have a clue on) which are green and of course I get #33. I'm rambling on this topic, but will mention that Trev already mangled his hamstring last week. It bruised up right away and he was laying on the ground. Mule also had blood gushing out of his knee. Games start in a week or so, should be interesting to see what kind of bums are in this league.



What was up with American Idol this week? They baited us into watching a 2-hour show that had no results whatsoever. On Tuesday's show, we were down to the final six people. Those would be Lakisha, Doolittle, Lil Sparks (I call her that since her dad is former New York Giants NFL baller Philippi Sparks), CRich Timberlake (Chris tries to be Timberlake basically), Beat Box Boy Blake, and Bald Phil. Yeah, I realize I'm hooked, deal with it. Based on Tuesday's performance, I thought that CRich was going to get the boot on the following night. At this point, I have Sparks winning it all, but we know how quick that can change. Anyways, last night's show was a telethon so to speak as they tried to raise money for kids in Africa and also kids in the US that also need help. The stories they showed were rough and it was for a good cause, I give them that. Howevahhh, at the end of the show, they trick us by saying there will be no cuts since it was a charity show. You kidding me? Yeah, I'm the loser here. Also, what was up with that outfit Kelly Clarkson had on? It made her look huge. I was talking to my boy ManDingo during the show and he thought the same thing. I know she's probably a thicker chick anyways which is fine, but you'd think she would've had something halfway decent on instead of making her look twice the size she is. Those who saw it, know what I mean. She still looks good to me, but last night didn't help her standing too much in my chick rankings.

Speaking of, assuming this is true, we get a good little gossip story on Sanjaya and his family as they all smoke it up. Basically (and you'll read) is that his mom and stepdad were busted for growing weed in their garage. Sis-jaya (way hot regardless to me) was charged with possession too. The ending cracked me up with the line of: Ganja-ya! Maybe it's because I'm bored and anything now will make me laugh. Check this out: http://www.tmz.com/2007/04/25/sanjayas-mom-popped-for-growing-piles-of-pot/



Here's one thing that gets me and most others who live in West Virginia. The rest of the country doesn't even know we're a state to begin with. I guess I have to accept that. Second, a lot assume that we're just part of Virginia. I'm not expecting people to be awesome with geography, but come on, get with it. I'm not out there bashing North Dakota and saying they're just part of South Dakota. I know my state is bum hicks, but still people should know that we're an actual state. You tell some from out of state that you're in West Virginia and they're like, "Oh, yeah. I know Virginia!" No, not the same, but you can't make some people understand. That's when the pimp slap should come across their faces repeatedly, like I give the 7th grade students for being punks. I was talking to a buddy of mine from the mean streets of Webster County and this is what Chrissy had to say on the subject which had me laughing, but it might not any others, who knows:

Chrissy: Gosh darn it i might not care for the state but darn it im gonna make sure its put out there correctly lol
Chrissy: Oh I know that burns me, I hear that a lot when I was down at CU like alot of people didnt know WV was a state till they acutally came here
Chrissy: And I hate when people do the WVA there is no A anymore

That's your quick history lesson of the day. What else is on the agenda to speak of? As wrestler Konnan famously says, "Let me speak on this."



Are there still any Real World fans out there? I admit that I am still hooked, you know how it goes. This season is a weird one, but I don't miss an episode. Brooke might be the most emotional chick ever. She's on the level (or past it) of Paula Walnuts a few seasons ago. Jenn is a dirty slut. Colie is too stuck up on herself. Ty goes nuts on his chick, roughs her up and wizzes in public. Davis is the gay dude that CT (best Real World character evarrr) busted on the first week of the latest Inferno. Stephen gets into all of the moral/biblical arguments and definitely is opinionated. Alex is a manwhore. There's your storylines in a nutshell.

We do have a good bit of new CDs over the past few days, so we better jump into that. Not that anyone cares, but it's tradition around here and this is where it goes. As usual, if you're ever bored to see my updated CD list or might even want to trade, get at me:



Bone Thugs-N-Harmony: Strength & Loyalty. Solid. I'm a big Bone fan anyways, so maybe my opinion doesn't mean as much. This is worth the purchase though. Everyone knows of the single I Tried by now, I posted on that a few weeks ago. Others that are great on this CD are So Good So Right and Sound The Same. As an added personal bonus, my favorite Bone member (Wishbone) gets more verses than usual, he brings it.

C-Bo & San Quinn: 100 Racks In My Backpack. We go to the Yay Area. I haven't heard all of this one yet, but these guys go at it hard (no homo). The album name is creative and putting these two together is sure to make a nice CD. I realize most reading don't know these guys, but give them a chance if you're into rap, you'll be surprised.

Joe: Ain't Nothin' Like Me. Want to pimp your lady friends? Pop this CD in and as my boy DerekHood says, you'll be pushing them out of the door. You'll have to bust out the hickory stick to keep them away. I still don't know why Joe doesn't get as much respect across the R&B charts, but the big fans definitely know this guy is for real.

Redman: Red Gone Wild. Hilarious raps tied in with a nice flow. Red doesn't try to be anything he's not. If you like his older stuff, you'll like this. 23 tracks on this beast, so you get a lot of stuff as he filled it up rather than coming easy with some 50 minute CD just to get something out in production. A few song names? Walk In Gutta, Wutchoogonnado, Pimp Nutz, and Hold Dis Blaow. How can you go wrong with that?

State Property: Out On Bail. State Prop, Chain Gang! Yep, that bunch. Formerly of the ROC, Beanie Sigel and Freeway lead the boys in this star studded album. I'm a HUGE Freeway fan and still bummed he hasn't put anything solo out in a while. Outside of those two you get Twista, Rell, Peedi Crack, Noreaga, and Young Chris just to name a few.

Yung Meek: Go Get It. This is one of those CDs I got just because. I'll listen to anything and give it at least one chance. I haven't heard this guy yet, but all I know is that's he's from Houston. We're just winging it with this CD and getting his name out there in blog land, Thug Chuc style. Maybe we'll find one of those gems.



Bird's Dirty Thug Ho of the Week: http://www.myspace.com/da_baddest_bitch

Bird's Video Moment of the Week: I know everyone hates the Starburst Berries & Cream commercial. It's so horribly bad that it's actually funny. Here's a good remix: http://youtube.com/watch?v=5hWsmm4E5RE

Bird's Song of the Week: Birdman & Lil Wayne - You Ain't Know. The song currently on my MySpace page, but check it out here too: http://www.djbooth.net/index/tracks/review/birdman-lil-wayne-you-aint-know/. Hey Felisha, don't forget the Baby.

3 Quick Thangs:

1. I have to get another video in because this one is just so good. Maybe it's my weird humor, but I was in tears watching. There's 3 parts, but I'll post one. It's a guy giving commentary on his Super Mario Bros adventures. Doesn't sound like much, but I could listen to this guy get fired up and cuss all day long. Again, thanks to Kasher of #basketball fame for providing us with some classics: http://youtube.com/watch?v=k7VB-Nrh3hs

2. Now would be a good time for a quick fact. What is a chiromancer? It's a palm reader. Don't say I never brought some knowledge to your heads.

3. Let's rock out some birthdays for Thursday, April 26th: Actress Carol Burnett is getting up there, 74. Up next would be actor Jet Li, he turns 44 today. Wrestler Kane of See No Evil fame goes for 40. T-Boz of TLC, she's 37. That's all I have for ya. See you in another week or so, good times. Thanks as usual for reading this madness.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Road Trip: Atlantic City Style

I should have an insanely long post to rock out with this edition, so bear with me. There will be something for everyone, try to stay with me here. I'll hit all bases, but most of this writeup will deal with my crew's trip to Atlantic City, New Jersey and DC over the past weekend. I'll open up with last Monday's trip to scenic PNC Park in Pittsburgh (best ballpark in the nation) and then get right on the AC trail. After that, we'll touch ground on some new CDs and do our usual ending. Hopefully it's an enjoyable read because I'm ready to come up with some fierce text knowledge for your heads. As we usually do, you get this advice free of charge. Hey, just being a nice guy is all.



Monday it was time to roll to Pittsburgh for their Opening Day against the Cards. I do the driving for this one and in the passenger seat is my boy Cork. It barely reached 40 degrees for the game, but we were pumped up regardless. It was a supposed sellout and standing room only. I think some stayed home since it was so cold, but we were fine. The biggest cheer of the game came late in the game when the sun peeked out for a few minutes. The crowd erupted at that, funny stuff. A nice pitching duel, the final was 3-0 Cards. Usually when we go, it's way high scoring. On the way home, we roll to Chili's in Morgantown where Cork works. He hooked me up with a 50% discount which rocked, so props there to him. Also, for the locals, we sat beside Coach Rod for whatever that's worth. Not a lot to me, but it's worth mentioning regardless. We walked in with his family and I was curious to what his wife looked like in person. I was telling Cork she looks hot on TV, but Cork said in person, it's not the same. He was right, she's not that hot at all, doh.

Let's fast forward to Friday morning, the main part of this blog. I get picked up at 7:45 AM and the road trip begins. We rolled 9 deep: Me, Ozzie, Maria (Ozzie's new chick), Kari, Matty Cakes, Fortney, Abbey, and Spank. I was technically the only single person on the trip, so that's always interesting. I can never keep up with my boy Spank on whether him or Alicia are together, so I always say he's not single anyways, that's how it works. They'll get married one day I still predict, but I don't stick my nose in any of that drama. As far who dates who and what goes on in town with hookups, I know less than my buddies that moved out of state, it just doesn't interest me much. We rented a van and I loaded up on car sick pills and took the very back to just chill. Luckily, I didn't get car sick, even with Ozzie driving like a maniac, but we got there. Hearing Kari get fired up at Ozzie's driving never got old the entire trip. Kari tells it how it is, the best way to be. I'm kinda the same, might as well just be honest and speak your mind. Some people may not like it. We're not trying to be punks, but if you want an opinion, I'm always willing to drop those.



As far as the ride itself, you can't beat a road trip. Spank and Fortney rocked it out with karaoke. A mixture of music on the ride, so that was fine by me. Not very much country that I can remember either. One stretch on the ride we got to talking about weird porn. Of course the guys had some good things to say on that, some things that locals have done (might surprise ya), and all of that action. This next thing wasn't anything major, but it turned out to be one of my favorite things on the trip. We were rolling along, about a half hour from Atlantic City. To the left of us, we see this thug doing a straight gangsta limp and seemed like he was in pain doing it. He was crossing traffic and would grit his teeth all gangsta style and we'd provide running commentary from the van. Why we didn't get a pic of this dude is beyond me. Each step, Fortney would be giving out a big mean "Yeahhh!" and I was literally in tears. Guess ya had to be there. So that became a running joke the rest of the trip with some of us as we'd do the limp and yell along.

The hotel situation I was big on. Somehow, the 3 couples stayed in one room, which made sense, but I doubt it was a lot of room. That meant that me, Spank, and Cork had a room to ourselves with a bed to ourselves, I wasn't complaining. 3 in one room, 6 in another, doesn't seem fair, but that's how they wanted it so I was cool. We had a little kitchen in the room and the TV setup worked out fine, pimpin place. It was either ESPN, BET, and one night we watched Deep Cover, a classic movie in my mind. That movie also featured the debut of Snoop as Dre made him what he was in the song Deep Cover, check it out.



Gambling wise, the casino part of the trip wasn't my cup of tea at all. I'm not a gambling guy and don't need people blowing smoke in my face. Spank did pretty well with that, while the others seemed to hold their head out of the water and just gambled a little. Last time I was in AC, I didn't gamble a dime. This time, I figured I'd throw $20 in a quarter slot machine, but it went by in about a minute, so that's never fun. Yeah, I'm tight when it comes to that stuff. Spank got it going on horse racing and blackjack. The others seemed to be pretty hot on blackjack as well. We thought we saw Clinton Portis in Bally's, walking out, but we weren't totally sure since he had big shades on. The guys with him were big and had Redskins coats on, so who knows. No other celebrity sightings.

Saturday was more wide open, so I liked that day. I woke up and had to get a workout in. We had a pretty nice setup with our hotel's gym as they had a Smith Machine (even though it wasn't too smooth), tons of treadmills, elipticals, and machines for everything else you can think of. I was surprised the others came along for the workout, so props to all of the guys for coming down and getting their buff on. I got a little run in, plus hit chest, back, biceps, and abs for whatever that's worth. Not too much I'm sure, but I'm writing it anyways.



After the workout section, it was time to get our shop on. Some guys aren't into shopping, but I don't mind it at all. I tend to blow too much money with that at times, but you do what you do. Spank and Cork opted to gamble while the other 7 of us went to shop. We joked that Spank was just along for the ride and we didn't see him a lot because he gambled the entire time instead of hitting up other things, but he had a blast and that's all that matters. Outlets all over the place and then Caesar's had a real nice 3-story mall inside its casino. Pretty crazy. Anyways, I loaded up on 4 new pair of American Eagle boxers, an AE fitted clover hat since it matches my Celtics gear, and then got a nice Celtics championship banner at this sports store that was a must buy. I was going to try out one of those dirty 24-hour massage places which I'm sure has a happy ending, but I figured I'd spend that money on the Celtics banner.

On the mall inside Caesar's, the top floor my crew shouldn't have even been allowed to step foot in. All the rich boy stores were there like Gucci, Louis Vuitton, etc. Most of the places I hadn't even heard of. I remember seeing this hair band for a chick that was $250. And that was one of the cheapest things in that store. The workers would look at us dumb rednecks and wonder what we were even doing in there, it was good times. We had to check it out though, it was definitely interesting.



I spent a good bit of money on food for the trip and that's what I planned. You can't put a price on some good food, nope. A few things though, as they say with Northern people, they're definitely total dicks for the most part. I could see the average person being that, no biggie there. But I'm talking about restaurant workers and the like. The farther South you go, you get that hometown feeling and everyone seems to get along and goes out of their way to be friendly. Also, the people up there have NO clue what sweet tea is. I tried to order it at this one place and this chick gets all grouchy and says, "Uh.. you must be from somewhere down near Virginia huh?" Close enough I told her. Even if I would've said West Virginia, everyone in the country thinks we're just Virginia anyways. We need to introduce these people to some real sweet tea and pepperoni rolls, we'd make a killing. Not saying everyone up there is like this, but more so than farther down. It was easy for everyone to pick up on our accents though, that's always a happening. I like how some people in my area say that we don't have an accent. People, we sound like big hicks, deal with it. I don't think I act like a redneck, but I sure sound like one.

The chick scene in Atlantic City? Brutal at best. This totally surprised my crew. Cork pulled out, "There's hotter chicks in Morgantown!" He was right, because there weren't too many good dirties up there at all. You'd think they'd be all over the place with all the people up there, running around half naked, but didn't see much of that. Also, we didn't make the wanted tittie bar trip for this stop. I think we got too caught up with other things and that wasn't as much on the priority list. I didn't see many actually. There would've only been a few of us that would've went anyways I doubt, but would've been a funny time getting the couples convinced to go. I've always said, for as much as I'm into porn like everyone else and stuff, I'm not huge on tittie bars. I'll go, but it's pretty rare, it just doesn't do a bunch for me. On the count, I've been to 4 different ones before (Lil Vegas, some dirty old truck stop place Jane Lew had, one in Morgantown, and a few years ago at some grimey ghetto joint in Atlantic City which rocked, never visited one more than once. Speaking of chicks, we ate at this one place and this one waitress (who I thought looked good regardless) was in a weird outfit. She was wearing a skirt with black hose and sneakers. This idiot from West Virginia doesn't have much say with style, but that was weird to me, oh well, she was still busting out of her top, so I didn't complain when she'd come over to our table.



Saturday night I had one of the better times on the trip. It wasn't anything major, but me and Cork wandered off on our own and went to Caesar's. The others spent most of the gambling in Bally's and didn't check much else out. The chick scene in Caesar's was better though, more of a younger crowd. We didn't want to gamble, so we found the TV section and we were instantly hooked for about 3-4 hours straight of watching baseball games on 4 different TVs at once. I got to watch 13 innings of the Yanks game, can't beat that with a stick. This older Italian couple sat beside us after a while and we were chatting it up. I can talk to anyone, so of course I'll ramble to them and tell them what I think. Come to find out, they're huge Yankees fans from New York and good people. Her husband is a big wig for Modell's, one of the main sponsors for the Yanks and they knew their stuff. I probably saw the most amount of Yankees gear as I've ever seen in my life in AC. I know most reading hate the Yanks, but I had a good time as the game heated up and hearing the crowd in Caesar's get pumped with the game and hearing the NY accents. All of that for free. Forget gambling when I can watch live baseball all night, me and Cork were loving it.

Sunday and the trip moves to the nation's capital, Washington DC. Out of the 9 of us, I was probably the only one looking forward to this part of the trip. That's because an NBA game was part of it, sweet. Bulls at Wizards. One story alone made DC and hopefully I can get some pics of it soon. As stated before, we rented a van for the festivities. We went to go to a parking garage and saw the clearance was 6'5". A few of us were guessing our van was about 6'7" or 6'8". Ozzie decides to go underneath the garage anyways. How the van didn't get torn up, I have no idea, but he was bashing water lines with the van, the clearance signs raking the top, and some sections we couldn't even get through. We were all in tears laughing and of course Kari was giving Ozzie every cuss word in the book. Once again, Kari makes the trip entertaining, gotta love it. And that's a good thing. We eventually got out, but barely. If our van had been a half inch bigger, we would've been stuck underground.



That's a good branch into the couple deal. Early on in the trip, Ozzie's girl Maria had to be scared to death with our bunch. First, she didn't know any of us hardly and knows about a day before we leave that she's going along. Bonus points for toughing that one out, but she fit in fine by trip's end I thought. Plus, she's Italian, so I'm biased and she gets bonus points on that, good find Ozzie. The other two couples have been together for a while. Matty Cakes definitely fits into the family as him and Kari will be tying the knot next year. A great dude and we got to hang as we battled in the arcade while everyone else was napping (boo on the naps on a vacation) and go to stroll around town while running into a local bum at a convenience store. The Fortneys had me going good since they'd make good cracks at the couples since they've been through it and rock out the married life. I think everyone got a kick out of Ozzie and Maria "true lovin'". Had to be Spank or Fortney that was picking on them for that, but all in fun, you know.

This is turning into one of my longest posts ever, so I better get towards the bottom half of this thing while you all are still awake reading this..

A few new CDs to make mention of. This is what we have added to the collection:



Devin The Dude: Waitin' To Inhale. Devin is talented if you've never heard his stuff before. He's probably the most laid back rapper I can think of. He makes his rhyme topics basic, he talks about weed and chicks. He's not out there making up things about him shooting up people or being a thug, he's just doing his thing. As he says in the song Broccoli & Cheese, he busts out the chorus of "Girl this dick is so clean, this dick is so clean that you can boil it in some collard greens. Girl this dick is so clean, girl this dick is so clean that you can serve it with some lima beans. This dick is so clean, it'll probably go good with your broccoli and cheese." Yep, that's different, so I had to put it in here, it cracked me up. Maybe it's just me. Snoop, Andre 3000, Lil Wayne, and Bun B all part of this CD.

Tha Dogg Pound: Dogg Chit. I liked this one. It reminded me a lot of older DPG stuff. My favorite song on this has to be Dat Ain't My Baby. If you can find that, give it a listen. Snoop, Too $hort, and The Game are all on this beast.

MIMS: Music Is My Savior. The CD itself isn't bad actually. He came across a lot harder and rapped faster than I expected. However, I'm about to bash This Is Why I'm Hot into the ground and bury it for good. They play that song ever 2 seconds and it needs a break for sure. His new single, Like This sounds good, but I hope it doesn't get ran into the ground as well, but we know it will.

Timbaland: Shock Value. A ton of people on this CD. Not one song is Timbaland by himself on. Beat wise, he's up there near Dre's level, so that's worth the purchase alone. We get a weird variety of people on this, but here is who is involved: Timberlake, Furtado, Dre (with a verse actually), Missy, 50, Yayo, and Magoo. Then we get towards the end of the CD, whitey rocker dudes which seems different such as The Hives, Fallout Boy, and even Elton John out of nowhere.



Bird's Dirty Thug Ho of the Week: http://www.myspace.com/femsxy3

Bird's Video Moment of the Week: Courtesy of #basketball, this comes from my boy Blahah: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-cCR3xKoDMk

Bird's Song of the Week: I wrote about this one when I got the CD not long ago, but this week's song will go to Buddy by Musiq, just click play: http://music.aol.com/artist/musiq-soulchild/441703/songs

3 Quick Thangs:

1. Let's try birthdays.. Thursday, April 19th: Indy driver Al Unser, Jr, he goes for 45. Famed Death Row Records gangsta, Suge Knight, 41. Hottie Ashley Judd, she's now 39. Actress Kate Hudson, 28. Star Wars dude Hayden Christensen, he's partying it up for his 26th. Tennis chick Maria Sharapova, Happy 20th.

2. State law in Ohio prohibits getting a fish drunk. Now you know, true story.

3. Another drinking thing: State law of North Dakota prohibits serving beer and pretzels at the same time in any bar or restaurant. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Dru Down: Baby Bubba Burnin' Rubba

What's up everyone? I'm barely home this week, so we're going to push the latest installment to next week. Be patient though, I should have some quality stories. I'm on Spring Break now. Even I'm allowed to take a week off in here, although some might cuss me for not having a "real" post up, but deal with it, you know how it goes. Monday, me and Cork hit up the Pirates Opening Day in Pittsburgh. I just got home after a few days of going to the mountains with my parents to fish and just relax to get away. Then in the morning (Friday) I roll 8-deep with my crew to Atlantic City and then on the way home, hit up a NBA game. Until then, thanks as usual for always reading and dropping comments off when I chat with ya, but here's the latest updated CD list of mine:



112: Hot & Wet
213: The Hard Way
5th Ward Weebie: Da Unexpected
50 Cent: Power Of The Dollar
50 Cent: 50 Cent Is The Future
50 Cent: Guess Who's Back
50 Cent: Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
50 Cent: Guess Who's Back Again
50 Cent: The Massacre
50/50 Twin: Grown Man Style
504 Boyz: Goodfellas
504 Boyz: Ballers
6 Shot: The Actual Meaning
Afroman: Good Times
Afroman: Jobe Bells
Afroman: Drunk 'n' High
Akon: Trouble
Akon: Konvicted
The Alchemist: 1st Infantry
AP-9: On Tha Block
Archie Eversole: Ride Wit Me
Ron Artest: My World
Avant: Private Room
Avant: Director
AZ: Final Call
AZ: A.W.O.L.
AZ: The Format
Baby a.k.a. #1 Stunna: Birdman
Baby/Birdman & Lil Wayne: Like Father, Like Son
Baby: Fast Money
Babyface Assassins: Success Is Revenge
Bad Azz: Executive Decision
Lloyd Banks vs. Cassidy: Big Mike Presents Round 2 - The Future Is Now
Lloyd Banks vs. Cassidy: Kochese Presents Round 3 - The Final Chapter
Lloyd Banks: Money In The Bank
Lloyd Banks: Hunger For More
Lloyd Banks: The Big Withdraw
Lloyd Banks: Rotten Apple
David Banner: Mississippi The Album
David Banner: MTA2- Baptized In Dirty Water
David Banner: Certified
Barbershop 2: Back In Business: Soundtrack
Battle 4 NYC: Brooklyn vs. Queens
Bay Madness: The Compilation
Beanie Sigel: The Reason
Beanie Sigel: Hung Jury The Mixtape
Beanie Sigel: The B. Coming
Beastie Boys: Licensed To Ill
Beastie Boys: To The 5 Boroughs
Belo: The Truth
Benzino: Arch Nemesis
B.G.: Chopper City In The Ghetto
B.G.: Life After Cash Money
B.G.: The Heart Of Tha Streetz
B.G.: Play It How It Go Collection
The Notorious B.I.G.: Ready To Die
The Notorious B.I.G.: Life After Death - Disc 1
The Notorious B.I.G..: Life After Death - Disc 2
The Notorious B.I.G.: Duets - The Final Chapter
Big Boi: Got Purp - Volume 2
Big D: Club Night
Big L: Lifestylez Ov Da Poor & Dangerous
Big L: The Big Picture
Big Lurch: It's All Bad
Big Mike: Professional Hood Shit - Part 6
Big Punisher: Capital Punishment
Big Syke: Be Yo Self
Big Tymers: I Got That Work
Big Tymers: Hood Rich
Big Tymers: Big Money Heavyweights
Birmingham J: Da Neighborhood Superstar
Bizarre: Hanni Cap Circus
Bizzy Bone: Alpha & Omega
Bizzy Bone: The Beginning And The End
Bizzy Bone: Speaking In Tongues
Bizzy Bone: Thug's Revenge
Black Eyed Peas: Elephunk
Black Eyed Peas: Monkey Business
Black Rob: Life Story
Black Rob: The Black Rob Report
Blackalicious: The Craft
Bone Crusher: AttenCHUN!
Bone Crusher: Release The Beast
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony: Faces Of Death
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony: E. 1999 Eternal
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony: The Art Of War (WWI)
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony: The Art Of War (WWII)
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony: BTNHRESURRECTION
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony: Thug World Order
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony: Thug Stories
Boo & Gotti: Perfect Timing
Boot Camp Clik: The Chosen Few
Boot Camp Clik: The Last Stand
Boss Hogg Outlawz: Boyz N Blue
Lil Bow Wow: Doggy Bag
Bow Wow: Unleashed
Bow Wow: Wanted
Bow Wow: The Prince Of Fame
Boyz N Da Hood: Boyz N Da Hood
Boyz N Da Hood: Straight Outta A-Town
B-Real: The Gunslinger - Part II: Fist Full Of Dollars
Chris Brown: Chris Brown
B-Rich: Born Rich
Brotha Lynch Hung & MC Eiht - The New Season
Bubba Sparxxx: Dark Days, Bright Nights
Bubba Sparxxx: Deliverance
Bubba Sparxxx: The Charm
Joe Budden: Joe Budden
Bun B: Trill
Bushwick Bill: Phantom Of The Rapra
Busta Rhymes: When Disaster Strikes...
Busta Rhymes: E.L.E. - The Final World Front
Busta Rhymes: Genesis
Busta Rhymes: It Ain't Safe No More
Busta Rhymes: The Big Bang
Camoflauge: I Represent
Cam'ron: S.D.E.
Cam'ron: Come Home With Me
Cam'ron: Purple Haze Mixtape
Cam'ron: Purple Haze
Cam'ron: Killa Season
Canibus: Mind Control
Canibus: Hip Hop For Sale
Cappadonna: The Struggle
Cappadonna: The Pillage
Capone: Pain, Time, & Glory
Ray Cash: Cash On Delivery
Cassidy: Split Personality
Cassidy: I'm A Hustla
C-Bo: Money To Burn
Cee-Lo: Green And His Perfect Imperfections
Cee-Lo: Green Is The Soul Machine
Celly Cel: It'z Real Out Here
John Cena: You Can't See Me
C-Formula & Mic Moses: The Public Broadcast
Chamillionaire: The Sound Of Revenge
Chingy: Jackpot
Chingy: Powerballin'
Chingy: Hoodstar
Choices Soundtrack
Choices II Soundtrack
Choppa: Straight From The N.O.
Choppa: Coming Back Home
Chrome: Straight To The Pros
Clipse: Lord Willin'
Clipse: We Got It 4 Cheap - Volume 1
Clipse: The Hustler's Manual (Best Of)
Clipse: Hell Hath No Fury
C-Murder: The TRU Story - Continued
Coach Carter: The Soundtrack
Rafael Colmore: Rock-Hop Volume 1
Common: Like Water For Chocolate
Common: Be
Conspiracy Clique: Kickin Down Dooz
Coolio: The Return Of The Gangsta
Coo Coo Cal: Disturbed
Coo Coo Cal: Still Walkin'
Coo Coo Cal: All Or Nothing
C-Murder: The TRUest Shit I Ever Said
Cormega: Legal Hustle
Cradle 2 The Grave Soundtrack
C-Rayz Walz: Limelight - The Outroduction
C-Rayz Walz: Ravipops - The Substance
Crime Mob: Crime Mob
Criminal Manne: Street Ways
Crooked I: Young Boss - Volume 1
Crucial Conflict: The Final Tic
Crucial Conflict: Good Side Bad Side
Cutmaster C & Gravy: The Streets Is Still Watchin'
D12: Devil's Night
D12: D12 World
D4L: Down 4 Life
Da Army: A Soldier Dies Once - Volume 1
Da Backwudz: Wood Work
Da Band: Too Hot For TV
Da Muzicianz: Da Muzicians
Da Unda Dogg: The Crest
Dayton Family: Dope House
Dayton Family: Family Feud
Dayton Family: Return To Dayton Ave.
Daz: R.A.W.
Daz: DPGC: U Know What I'm Throwin' Up
Daz: Tha Dogg Pound Gangsta LP
Daz: Gangsta Crunk
Daz Dillenger & Young Gotti: The Saga Continuez
Daz: So So Gangsta
Dead Prez: RBG - Revolutionary But Gangsta
De La Soul: The Grind Date
De La Soul: The Impossible Mission
Delinquent Habits: Delinquent Habits
Dem Hoodstarz: Band Aide And Scoot
Derek D: Ya'll Ant Ready
Devin The Dude: Just Tryin Ta Live
Devin The Dude: To Tha X-Treme
Devin The Dude: Waitin' To Inhale
Dilated Peoples: 20/20
The Diplomats: Diplomatic Immunity - Disc 2
The Diplomats: Diplomatic Immunity II
The Diplomats: Dipset - More Than Music Volume 1
Dirty: The Pimp And Da Gangsta
Dirty: Hood Stories
DJ Clue: The Professional #2
DJ CLue: The Incredible
DJ Ideal & Lil Flip: Da Bottom Part 6
DJ Kay Slay: Protect Ya Neck (Hosted By Ron Artest)
DJ Quik: Quik Is The Name
DJ Quik: Trauma
DMC: Checks, Thugs, & Rock N Roll
DMX: It's Dark And Hell Is Hot
DMX: And Then There Was X
DMX: Flesh Of My Flesh, Blood Of My Blood
DMX: Grand Champ
DMX: Year of the Dog, Again
The D.O.C.: No One Can Do It Better
Tha Dogg Pound: Dogg Food
DPG: Tha Unreleased Collection
Tha Dogg Pound: Cali Iz Active
Tha Dogg Pound: Dogg Chit
Dolla: Get You Drawz Out Ya Boodie
D.O.N.: The Miscounted Soul
Do Or Die: Headz Or Tailz
Do Or Die: Victory
Do Or Die: Back 2 The Game
Do Or Die: Pimpin' Ain't Dead
Do Or Die: Greatest Hits
Do Or Die: D.O.D.
Do Or Die: Get That Paper
Dopegame
Dopegame 2
Dopegame 3
Dopegame: Da Mix Tape
Dr. Dre: The Chronic
Dr. Dre: Concrete Roots
Dr. Dre: Back 'N The Day
Dr. Dre: Chronic 2001
Dr. Dre/Snoop Dogg: The Wash Soundtrack
Dr. Dre: Detox
Dreamer: High School High
Dru Down: Explicit Game
Dru Down: Can U Feel Me
Dru Down: Pimpin' Phernelia
Dru Down: Gangsta Pimpin
Dru Down: Best Of Dru Down
Dru Down: Got Purp - Volume 1 Mixtape
Dru Hill: Dru World Order
Dru Hill: Hits
DSGB: 'Til Death Do Us Apart
DTP: Golden Grain
DTP: Fuck U Mixtape
E-40: Mr. Flamboyant
E-40: The Mail Man
E-40: In A Major Way
E-40: Loyalty And Grind
E-40: Grit And Grind
E-40: Breakin News
E-40: Bosko That Fire
E-40: The Bay Bridges Compilation
E-40: My Ghetto Report Card
Eazy-E: Eazy-Duz-It
Eazy-E: Str8 Off The Streets Of Muthaphukkin Compton
Eazy-E: Eternal E
E.B. Daddy Of Da Hood: Hood Rebel
ECW Themes: Volume 1
ECW Themes: Volume 2
Eightball: Almost Famous
Eightball: Lost (Disc 1)
Eightball: Lost (Disc 2)
Eightball & MJG: Living Legends
Eightball & MJG: Ghettoville - The Remix Album
8 Mile Soundtrack
Eminem: Infinite
Eminem: The Slim Shady LP
Eminem: Off The Wall
Eminem: The Marshall Mathers LP
Eminem: The Eminem Show
Eminem: Encore
Eminem: Rap Attack
Eminem: Curtain Call - Deluxe Edition
Eminem Presents...: The Re-Up
EPMD: Out Of Business
EPMD: Greatest Hits
E.S.G.: All American Gangsta
Essential Contemporary Crying Music: Volume 1
Essential Contemporary Crying Music: Volume 2
E-White: The White Album
Fabolous: Street Dreams
Fabolous: Real Talk
The Fast And The Furious Soundtrack
2 Fast 2 Furious Soundtrack
Fat Joe: Jealous Ones Still Envy (J.O.S.E.)
Fat Joe: Loyalty
Fat Joe: All Or Nothing
Fat Joe: Me, Myself, & I
Federation: The Album
The F.E.D.S.: #1 With A Bullet - Presented by Allen Iverson & ABK
Lupe Fiasco: Food & Liquor
Field Mob: From Tha Roota To Tha Toota
Field Mob: Light Poles And Pine Trees
Fiend: There's One In Every Family
Fiend: The Addiction - Hope Is Near
Flavor Flav: Hollywood
Foreigner: The Definitive
Jamie Foxx: Unpredictable
Fozzy: All That Remains
Frayser Boy: Me Being Me
Freeway: Philadelphia Freeway
Freeway: Best Of Freeway
Frost: Till The Wheels Fall Off
Frost: Blunts & Ballerz
Froze Ony: Gutta Ways
Funkmaster Flex: 60 Minutes Of Funk Volume 4
The Game: Nigga With Attitude
The Game: The Documentary
The Game: West Coast Resurrection
The Game: Ghost Unit
The Game: Doctor's Advocate
Gang Starr: Hard To Earn
Gangsta Lou: Almost Famous
Gangsta O: Independent Dope
Geto Boys: Greatest Hits
Geto Boys: The Foundation
Get Rich Or Die Tryin' Soundtrack
Ghetto D: Street Campain From A Young G's Perspective
Ghetto Mafia: Straight From The Dec
Ghetto Mafia: On Da Grind
Ghetto Mafia: Da Return Of Ghetto Mafia
Ghostface Killah: Bulletproof Wallets
Ghostface Killah: The Pretty Toney Album
Ghostface Killah: Shaolin's Finest
Ghostface Killah: Fishscale
Ghostface Killah: More Fish
Ghostface Killah: Hidden Darts - Special Edition
Ginuwine: I Apologize
Gnarls Barkley: St. Elsewhere
Goodie Mob: One Monkey Don't Stop No Show
Goodie Mob: Nuttin' But Dat G
Gucci Mane: Trap House
Guerilla Black: Guerilla City
G-Unit: Beg For Mercy
G-Unit: DJ Mello Presents The Best Of G-Unit
G-Unit: The Realest Killaz
Guns N Roses: Greatest Hits
GZA: Liquid Swords
Anthony Hamilton: Comin From Where I'm From
Anthony Hamilton: Soulife
Haystack: It Ain't Safe No More Mixtape
Haystack: From Start To Finish
Hieroglyphics: Full Circle Tour
Hillside Stranglaz: Celly Cel Presents Bad Influence
Hi-Tek: Hi Teknology - Volume 2 (The C hip)
Hollow Tip: Ghetto Famous
Hollow Tip: Mercenary Life
Hot Boys: Let Em Burn
Houston: It's Already Written
Marques Houston: MH
Marques Houston: Naked
Marques Houston: Veteran
William Hung: Inspirations
Hustle & Flow Soundtrack
Hydro & G-Ron: Illegal Procedures
I-20: Self Explanatory
I Got The Hook-Up! Sountrack
Iceberg Slimm: The World On Ice
Ice Cube: The C.I.A. EP
Ice Cube: AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted
Ice Cube: Death Certificate
Ice Cube: War And Peace Volume 1 (War Disc)
Ice Cube: War And Peace Volume 2 (Peace Disc)
Ice Cube: Laugh Now, Cry Later
Ice-T: Gang Culture
Ice-T: Gangsta Rap
Inspectah Deck: Uncontrolled Substance
Inspectah Deck: The Movement
Inspectah Deck: The Resident Patient
The Isley Brothers: Body Kiss
The Isley Brothers: Baby Makin' Music
Michael Jackson: Off The Wall
Jadakiss: Kiss Tha Game Goodbye
Jadakiss: Kiss Of Death
Jadakiss: DJ F Sharp Presents Top Five Dead Or Alive - Part 1
Jadakiss: Rock The Vote Mixtape
Jagged Edge: J.E. Heartbreak
Jagged Edge: Hard
Jagged Edge: Jagged Edge
Jaheim: Still Ghetto
Jaheim: Ghetto Classics
Ja Rule: Venni Vetti Vecci
Ja Rule: Rule 3:36
Ja Rule: Pain Is Love
Ja Rule: The Last Temptation
Ja Rule: Blood In My Eye
Ja Rule: R.U.L.E.
Jay Tee: The Thousandaire
Jay-Z: Reasonable Doubt
Jay-Z: Volume 2 - Hard Knock Life
Jay-Z: The Dynasty - Roc La Familia
Jay-Z: The Blueprint 2: The Gift & The Curse - The Gift
Jay-Z: The Blueprint 2: The Gift & The Curse - The Curse
Jay-Z: The Black Album
Jay-Z & Linkin Park: Collision Course
Jay-Z: Fade To Black Mixtape
Jermaine Dupri: Life In 1472
Jermaine Dupri: Instructions
Jibbs: Jibbs Feat. Jibbs
Jim Crow: Crow's Nest
Jin: The Emcees Properganda
Jin: 100 Grand Jin
J-Kwon: Hood Hop
Joe: And Then...
Jim Jones: Ambitions Of A Gangsta
Jim Jones: On My Way To Church
Jim Jones: City Of God
Jim Jones: Harlem - Diary Of A Summer
Jim Jones: Hustler's P.O.M.E. (Product Of My Environment)
Mike Jones: Ice Age
Mike Jones: King Of The Streets
Mike Jones: Who Is Mike Jones?
Roy Jones Jr.: Round One The Album
Roy Jones Jr.: Body Head Bangerz - I Smoke I Drink
JR Writer: Writer's Block 4
JT Money: Pimpin' On Wax
JT Money: Blood, Sweat, And Years
JT Money: Undeniable
JT The Bigga Figga: Nothin' But Thow Bows
JT The Bigga Figga & Mac Mall: Illegal Game
JT The Bigga Figga: Black Wall Street Compliation
JT The Bigga Figga: Neighborhood Superstarz
JT The Bigga Figga: Who Grind Like Us?
JT The Bigga Figga: Drop Your Thangs (Just Box)
Juelz Santana: From Me To U
Juelz Santana: Back Like Cooked Crack
Juelz Santana: What The Game's Been Missing
Juvenile: 400 Degreez
Juvenile: Juve The Great
Juvenile: Reality Check
Kanye West: The College Dropout
Kanye West: Late Registration
Keak Da Sneak: Thizz Iz Allndadoe
Keak Da Sneak, P.S.D. Tha Drivah, & Messy Marv: Da Bidness
Killa C: Tainted Flesh
Killa Tay: Thug Religion
Knoc-Turn'al: The Way I Am
Kool Keith: The Return of Dr. Octagon
Krayzie Bone: Gemini - Good Vs. Evil
KRS-One: Return Of The Boom Bap
KRS-One: I Got Next
KRS-One: A Retrospective
KRS-One: Spiritual Minded
KRS-One: Life
Kurupt: Against The Grain
Layzie Bone & Bizzy Bone: Bone Brothers
Layzie Bone: It's Not A Game
Layzie Bone: Cleveland
John Legend: Get Lifted
John Legend: Once Again
Lil Boosie & Webbie: Gangsta Musik
Lil Boosie: Bad Azz
Lil Flip: Leprechaun
Lil Flip: Undaground Legend
Lil Flip: U Gotta Feel Me - Disc 1
Lil Flip: U Gotta Feel Me - Disc 2
Lil Flip & Z-Ro: Kings Of The South
Lil Head: Tha 4'3" Giant
Lil Italy: Top Of The World
Lil Jon & The Eastside Boyz: Put Yo Hood Up
Lil Jon & The Eastside Boyz: Kings Of Crunk
Lil Jon & The Eastside Boyz: Crunk Juice
Lil Ken: Str8 Out Tha Stable
Lil Kim: La Bella Mafia
Lil Mo: Meet The Girl Next Door
Lil Rob: Neighborhood Music
Lil Romeo: RomeoLand
Lil Scrappy: Bred 2 Die Born 2 Live
Lil Spade: Full Decc
Lil Troy: Sittin' Fat Down South
Lil Tweety: The Bad Boy
Lil Ty: I'm Bad
Lil Wayne: 500 Degreez
Lil Wayne: Tha Carter
Lil Wayne: Squad Up 5
Lil Wayne: C Squared
Lil Wayne: The Mayor of the South
Lil Wayne: Tha Carter II
Lil Wyte: Phinally Phamous
Little Brother: The Minstrel Show
LL Cool J: Radio
LL Cool J: Bigger And Deffer
LL Cool J: G.O.A.T.
LL Cool J: 10
LL Cool J: DEFinition
LL Cool J: Todd Smith
Lloyd: Southside
Lloyd: Street Love
The Longest Yard Soundtrack
Loon: Loon
Loon: No Friends
Lud Duc: In My Own World
Ludacris: Back For The First Time
Ludacris: Word Of Mouf
Ludacris: Chicken & Beer
Ludacris: The Red Light District
Ludacris: Disturbing Tha Peace
Ludacris: Release Therapy
Luni Coleone & Hollow Tip: Still Wanted
Luniz: Operation Stackola
Luniz: Lunatik Muzik
Luniz: Greatest Hits
Lyfe Jennings: The Phoenix
Mac Dre: Ronald Dregan Dreganomics
Mac Dre & Andre Nickatina: Tales Of II Andres
Mac Mall: Immaculate
Mac Mall: The Macuscript - Volume 1
Mack 10: Bang Or Ball
Mack 10: Ghetto, Gutter & Gangsta
Mack 10: Hustla's Handbook
Mannie Fresh: The Mind Of Mannie Fresh
Mario: Turning Point
Mark G: Muthafuckin Boda
Dean Martin: Dino - The Essential Dean Martin
Ma$e: Harlem World
Ma$e: Welcome Back
Masta Ace Incorporated: Sittin' On Chrome
Masta Ace: A Long Hot Summer
Masta Killa: No Said Date
Masta Killa: Made In Brooklyn
Master P: Ghetto D
Master P: MP Da Last Don - Disc One
Master P: MP Da Last Don - Disc Two
Master P: Ghetto Postage
Master P: Good Side, Bad Side- Disc One
Master P: Good Side, Bad Side - Disc Two
Master P: Master P & Friends
Master P: Ghetto Bill
MC Eiht A.K.A. Tony Smallz: Smoke In Tha City
MC Eiht: Veteran's Day
MC Eiht: Compton's OG
MC Eiht: Representin'
Memphis Bleek: M.A.D.E.
Memphis Bleek: 534
Messy Marv & San Quinn: Explosive Mode 2 - Back In Business
Messy Marv: Hustlan.A.I.R.E.
Messy Marv: What You Know Bout Me?
Method Man: Tical
Method Man: Tical 0 - The Prequel
Method Man: 4:21... The Day After
MIMS: Music Is My Savior
Mista Cane: In My Life
Mr. Kee: The One
Mr. Shadow: A Name You Kan't Touch
MJG: No More Glory
Mobb Deep: Hell On Earth
Mobb Deep: The Dunn Language
Mobb Deep: Amerikaz Nightmare
Mobb Deep: The Mixtape Before 9/11
Mobb Deep: Blood Money
Money Gang: Chain Gang Mixtape - Volume 1
M.O.P.: The Mash Out Posse
M.O.P.: St. Marxmen
M.O.P.: Ghetto Warfare
Mos Def & Talib Kweli: Black Star
Mos Def: The New Danger
Mos Def: True Magic
Murda Mook: The Untouchable
Murphy Lee: Murphy's Law
Musiq Soulchild: Luvanmusiq
Mystikal: Mind Of Mystikal
Mystikal: Unpredictable
Mystikal: Ghetto Fabulous
Mystikal: Let's Get Ready
Mystikal: Tarantula
Mystikal: Prince Of The South - The Hits
Nappy Roots: Watermelon Chicken And Gritz
Nappy Roots: Wooden Leather
Nas: Illmatic
Nas: It Was Written
Nas: I Am...
Nas: Nastradamus
Nas: Stillmatic
Nas: God's Son
Nas: The Lost Tapes
Nas: Street's Disciple - Disc 1
Nas: Street's Disciple - Disc 2
Nas: Hip Hop Is Dead
Nate Dogg: Ghetto Preacher
Nate Dogg: Music And Me
Naughty By Nature: Naughty By Nature
Necro: The Pre-Fix For Death
Nelly: Country Grammar
Nelly: Nellyville
Nelly: Da Derty Versions: The Reinvention
Nelly: Sweat
Nelly: Suit
The Neptunes: Clones
N.E.R.D.: In Search Of...
N.E.R.D.: Fly Or Die
New Edition: The Best Of New Edition - The Millennium Collection
Ne-Yo: In My Own Words
Andre Nickatina: Bullets, Blunts, N Ah Bankroll
Andre Nickatina: The Wrath of Khan Mixtape
N.W.A.: Greatest Hits
Obie Trice: Cheers
Obie Trice: Second Round's On Me
Oh No: Exodus Into Unheard Rhythms
The O'Jays: Imagination
Ol' Dirty Bastard: Return To The 36 Chambers
Ol' Dirty Bastard: Osirus
Omarion: O
ONYX: All We Got Iz Us
ONYX: Bacdafucup Part 2
Outkast: ATLiens
Outkast: Aquemini
Outkast: Stankonia
Outkast: Big Boi And Dre Presents Outkast
Outkast: The Love Below (Disc 1)
Outkast: Speakerboxxx (Disc 2)
Outkast: Idlewild
Outlawz: Outlaw 4 Life
Paid In Full Mixtape: Volume 1 - Money Hungry
Papoose: The Boyz In The Hood
Pastor Troy: Universal Soldier
Pastor Troy: By Any Means Necessary
Pastor Troy: Face Off Part II
Pastor Troy: Stay Tru
Pastor Troy: By Choice Or By Force
P-Dot: My Life Pictures
Pearl Jam: 10
Petey Pablo: Diary Of A Sinner - 1st Entry
Petey Pablo: Still Writing In My Diary - 2nd Entry
Pharrell: In My Mind
Pimp C: Live From Harris County Jail
Pimp C: The Sweet James Jones Stories
Pimp C: Pimpalation
Pitch Black: Pitch Black Law
Playa Made: Pass Da Mic 2003 (Miyagi/Yella Fella)
Plot: Mission 4 Loot
Pretty Ricky: Blue Stars
Pretty Ricky: Late Night Special
Profyle: Profyle - Liars! Cheaters!
Project Pat: Ghetty Green
Project Pat: Crook By Da Book - The Fed Story
Proof: Grown Man Shit Mixtape
Proof: Searching For Jerry Garcia
PSC (Pimp Squad Click): 25 To Life
Public Enemy: There's A Poison Goin' On
Public Enemy: Best 1200 - Limited Edition
Public Enemy: Rebirth Of A Nation
Puff Daddy: No Way Out
P Diddy: Press Play
Purple City: Road To The Riches
Rakim: Book Of Life
Raekwon: Only Built 4 Cuban Linx
Raekwon: Immobilarity
Raekwon: The Lex Diamond Story
Raekwon: Vatican Mixtape
Ras Kass: Re-Up - The Compilation
Ray J: Raydiation
RBX: The RBX Files
RBX: No Mercy, No Remorse
RBX: The Shining
Redman: Doc's Da Name
Redman: Malpractice
Redman: Ill At Will Mixtape - Vol. 1
Rev Run: Distortion
Rhyme & Reason Soundtrack
R. Kelly: Chocolate Factory
R. Kelly: Happy People/U Saved Me; Disc 1: Happy People
R. Kelly: Happy People/U Saved Me; Disc 2: U Saved Me
R-Kelly & Jay-Z: Unfinished Business
R-Kelly: TP. 3 Reloaded
The Roots: The Tipping Point
The Roots: Game Theory
Rick Ross: We Are The South - 2.5 Hustlas
Rick Ross: Port Of Miami
Roscoe: I Luv Cali
Royce Da 5'9": Rock City
Royce Da 5'9": Build And Destroy - CD 1
Royce Da 5'9": Build And Destroy - CD 2
Royce Da 5'9": Death Is Certain
Royce Da 5'9": M.I.C. Make It Count
Royce Da 5'9": Independent's Day
Ruben Studdard: Soulful
Run DMC: Ultimate Run DMC
Run DMC: Artist Collection
RZA: As Bobby Digital In Stereo
RZA: Digital Bullet
RZA: Birth Of A Prince
RZA Presents: Afro Samurai Soundtrack
Adam Sandler: Shhh...Don't Tell
San Quinn: 457 Is The Code - Part 2
Scarface: The Untouchable
Scarface: The Fix
Erick Sermon: Chilltown, New York
Shaquille O'Neal: Shaq Diesel
Sheek Louch: Walk Witt Me
Sheek Louch: After Taxes
Mr. Short Khop: Da Khop Shop
Shyne: Godfather Buried Alive
Silkk The Shocker: Based On A True Story
Frank Sinatra: The Platinum Collection - CD 1
Frank Sinatra: The Platinum Collection - CD 2
Frank Sinatra: The Platinum Collection - CD 3
Skant Bone: 4 Seasonz
Skinny G: Texasized
Slick Rick: Behind Bars
Slim Thug: Already Platinum
Slum Village: Detroit Deli
Slum Village: Prequel To A Classic
Slum Village: Slum Village
Smilez And Southstar: Crash The Party
Snoop Dogg: Doggystyle
Snoop Dogg: The Doggfather
Snoop Dogg: Da Game Is To Be Sold, Not To Be Told
Snoop Dogg: Paid Tha Cost To Be Da Boss
Snoop Dogg: Rhythm & Gangsta: The Masterpiece
Snoop Dogg: Welcome To The Chuuch Volume 9
Snoop Dogg: Tha Blue Carpet Treatment
Trey Songz: I Gotta Make It
Spice 1: The Ridah
Spice 1 & MC Eiht: The Pioneers
Spice 1 & MC Eiht: Keep It Gangsta
Spice 1: Dyin' 2 Ball
Spice 1: The Truth
State Property: Chain Gang Volume 2
State Property: The Lost Files
State Property: The Gang Is All Here
Stev-O: The Unexpected
Sticky Fingaz: Decade
St. Lunatics: Free City
The Street Novelist: Turf Talk
Styles: Gangster And A Gentleman
Styles: Time Is Money
Super Mario Smash Brothers Melee: Smashing.. Live!
Talib Kweli: Quality
Talib Kweli: Beautiful Struggle
Talib Kweli: Right About Now - The Official Sucka Free Mix CD
Talib Kweli: Confidential
T Dre: California Lifestyle
Tech N9ne: Anghellic
Tech N9ne: Vintage Tech
Terror Squad: True Story
Tek: I Got This
Carl Thomas: Let's Talk About It
Three 6 Mafia: When The Smoke Clears
Three 6 Mafia: Da Unbreakables
Three 6 Mafia: Most Known Unknown
Thug Angel - The Life Of An Outlaw Soundtrack
Thug Chuc: In Remembrance Of Thug Chuc
T.I.: I'm Serious
T.I.: Trap Muzik
T.I.: Featuring T.I.P. - CD 1
T.I.: Featuring T.I.P. - CD 2
T.I.: Urban Legend
T.I.: King
Timbaland: Tim's Bio- Life From Da Basement
Timbaland & Magoo: Indecent Proposal
Timbaland & Magoo: Under Construction, Part 2
Timbaland & Magoo: Best Of Timbaland & Magoo
Timbaland: Shock Value
Too $hort: Gettin' It (Album 10)
Too $hort: Can't Stay Away
Too $hort: Married To The Game
Too $hort: Pimpin' Incorporated
Too $hort: Blow The Whistle
T-Pain: Rappa Ternt Sanga
TQ: Listen
Trae: Same Thing Different Day
Trae: Tha Truth Show
Trapper The Rapper: Man Of The H
Tre: Paper Tha Way I See It Iz How I Spit It
Trick Daddy: Based On A True Story
Trick Daddy: www.thug.com
Trick Daddy: Book Of Thugs
Trick Daddy: Thug Holiday
Trick Daddy: Thug Matrimony
Trick Daddy: Back By Thug Demand
Trill Of The Trill: Welcome Home Pimp C
Trillville & Lil Scrappy: Welcome To Trillville
Trina: Diamond Princess
T-Rock: Rock Solid 4:20
TRU: True
TRU: The Truth
2Pac: 2Pacalypse Now
2Pac: Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z.
2Pac: Me Against The World
2Pac: R U Still Down? (Disc 1)
2Pac: R U Still Down? (Disc 2)
2Pac: All Eyes On Me (Book 1)
2Pac: All Eyes On Me (Book 2)
2Pac: Makaveli
2Pac: Greatest Hits Volume 1
2Pac: Greatest Hits Volume 2
2Pac: Resurrection Soundtrack
2Pac: Live
2Pac: Loyal To The Game
2Pac: Ready 2 Die
2Pac: A Decade Of Silence
2Pac: Sunset Boulevard
Twista: Mobstability
Twista: Adrenaline Rush
Twista: The Twisted Remixes
Twista: The Day After
Tyrese: I Wanna Go There
UGK: Ridin' Dirty
UGK: Super Tight
Usher: My Way
Usher: Confessions
Usher: Greatest Hits
UTP: The Movement - Volume 2
Bobby Valentino: Bobby Valentino
Vanilla Ice: To The Extreme
Vanilla Ice: Platinum Underground
Waist Deep Soundtrack
Paul Wall: Get Ya Mind Correct
Paul Wall: Chick Magnet
Paul Wall & Chamillionaire: Controversy Sells
Paul Wall: The Mixtape
Paul Wall: The People's Champ
Paul Wall: Ain't No 401K For A Hustler
Warren G: Regulate... G Funk Era
Warren G: I Want It All
Warren G: In The Mid-Nite Hour
Ohmega Watts: The Find
Wax Murdaraz: City Ta City Killin' Spree
WC: Ghetto Heisman
WC: West Side Heavy Hitter
Webbie: Savage Life
Webstar: Caught In The Web
Westside Connection: Bow Down
Westside Connection: Terrorist Threats
Willie D: Relentless
Charlie Wilson: Charlie, Last Name Wilson
Mario Winans: Hurt No More
Wu Tang Clan: Enter The Wu (36 Chambers)
Wu Tang Clan: Forever (Disc 1)
Wu Tang Clan: Forever (Disc 2)
Wu Tang Clan: The W
Wu Tang Clan: Iron Flag
WWE Anthology (CD 1: The Federation Years)
WWE Anthology (CD 2: Attitude)
WWE Anthology (CD 3: NOW!)
WWE Originals
WWE ThemeAddict - V6
WWE Wreckless Intent
Wyclef Jean: Preacher's Son
X-Ecutioners: Revolutions
Xzibit: At The Speed Of Life
Xzibit: 40 Days & 40 Nights
Xzibit: Restless
Xzibit: Man Vs. Machine
Xzibit: Weapons Of Mass Destruction
Xzibit: Full Circle
Tony Yayo: Thoughts Of A Predicate Felon
Ying Yang Twins: Thug Walkin'
Ying Yang Twins: Alley
Ying Yang Twins: Me & My Brother
Ying Yang Twins: My Brother & Me
Ying Yang Twins: United State of Atlanta
Ying Yang Twins: Chemically Imbalanced
Yo Gotti: Gettin' Money Like a Mutha Fucka Mixtape
Yo Gotti: Back 2 Da Basics
Young Bleed: Rise Thru Da Ranks
YoungBloodz: Against Da Grain
YoungBloodz: Drankin' Patnaz
YoungBloodz: Ev'rybody Know Me
Young Buck: Straight Outta Ca$hville
Young Buck: T.I.P.
Young Dalley: Never Say Die
Young Dro: Best Thang Smokin'
Young Gunz: Tough Luv
Young Gunz: Brothers From Another
Young Hootie: Young Compton Mixtape
Young Jeezy: Let's Get It - Thug Motivation 101
Young Kev: Ghetto Gospel
Yukmouth: Godzilla
Yukmouth & C-Bo As Thug Lordz: In Thugz We Trust
Yukmouth & Ampichino Present: AK47 - Soundtrack To The Streets
Yukmouth: Million Dollar Mixtape - Disc 1
Yukmouth: Million Dollar Mixtape - Disc 2
Yung Joc: New Joc City
Yung Wun: The Dirtiest Thirstiest
Z-Ro: Life
Z-Ro: King Of Ghetto
Z-Ro: Thugged Nigga
Z-Ro: Let The Truth Be Told
Z-Ro: 1 Deep

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Dola Dairy Mart

What's up to the blog readers out there? It just seems like yesterday that I put a new one up. Time is flying for sure. April is here and April Fool's Day went by with no big action. I never got into the whole trying to fool someone and nobody fooled me this year, so all is cool by me. Funny thing is that I mowed grass for the first time this year on Tuesday. It got to 85 and I ended up getting sunburnt fairly good. It doesn't take much for a big whitey like me to get roasted. Now, we're supposed to get a little snow at the end of the week, go figure. 85 one day and 35 the next. Only in the mean streets..



I'm not sure anything too crazy has went down over the past week. I say that enough, but just being honest about it. Don't worry, I'll have some interesting things to chat it up about. I'll open up with some family action. No, not that type you freaks, even though you assume that since I'm in West Virginia. We roll to scenic Cunningham Run on Saturday to tear up some food and watch the NCAA Final Four games. For a little dude, I rocked it out eating way too much Tally sausage and peppers, but it's always well worth it, one of my favorite meals. It was also the last appearance (maybe?) around the family for a few years for my cousin Zack and his wife Jody. They're doing it big by going to Doha, Qatar. Now here's a guy that barely gets out of Shinnston (me) and they go worldwide for a few years. They're pumped, so I know they're making a good choice. My Mom has a thing on her bulletin board by our phone with where they are going written on it. On first glance at "Doha", I thought it said "Dola". This may only pertain to the locals, but they should've moved to Dola, West Virginia, after being in Houston, hah. That'd be culture shock for sure. I gotta respect Dola though since my Jerry West jersey of those days hangs in the rafters of Dola Dairy Mart, or I wish anyways, but it's been a running joke for years, so I always say it.

Another thing on the family gathering of that night was Big Ashton, cousin of mine. Dude is like 2 years old and has a beer gut, it's great. Most little babies are all the same to me, nothing too exciting. You say how cute they are and all of that mainstream stuff just to say it. What else can ya tell someone about their baby? But he was doing his thing that night, wobbling around, knocking into things and was some entertainment, and this from a guy who usually doesn't think much of babies (I'm sure I will one day), but he's a good one. He looks like he can bust some heads. He'll grow out of that gut though, but he wasn't over there whining 24/7 (maybe that's one reason I'm not great around babies, or at least the wee little ones is when they don't shut up), so thumbs up to Big Ashton for that.



11 days off in a row coming up and of course I'm pumped up. Instead of actually being a total bum and living on the internet for 11 days, I'll actually have some road trips going on. I wrote about that in the last blog, so I won't review that again. I'll write about the happenings from those trips when they happen, but just be patient, you know how I do around here. I'm not sure when the next blog will be. I may be able to squeeze one in next Thursday since that's a hole that I'd be home for. We'll see, I like to keep everyone on their toes.

Anyone get WrestleMania 23 this past weekend? I won't keep you long with it, but I was able to do pretty well on my predictions. I only had one that I missed this time around, when normally I'm all over the place. It's not as easy to predict as you may think. The match that I didn't get right was the ECW Originals taking on the New Breed. Overall, a nice show I thought. There were only two bum matches. That was Kane against Great Khali (in what I was sure to be brutal to begin with) and the chicks match (but at least it was quick). My favorite match was either the main event of Cena and HBK (surprised this one was to this level, but it delivered) and also the Money in the Bank Ladder Match, those guys took beatings.



Baseball has started and I'm pumped up. A good time of the year for sports in my opinion. We got NBA winding down and coming into playoffs in a few weeks. We also get the NFL Draft later in the month on April 28th and 29th. Outside basketball, possible softball being played, and whatever else goes down. Speaking of playing ball, the past few weeks, my crew has had some big injuries. Luckily (now that I say this, watch me mangle myself soon, I really hope not), I've been very fortunate over the years to not suffer any major injuries while playing ball or working out. Spank and Booger tore their ankles up pretty good last week. That happened on Tuesday. Thursday rolls around and Booger shows up with a purple foot and toughens it out for a few games. We don't have much sense, but that shows how much we like to play. Spank was even on crutches for a few days for his and somehow played on Tuesday of this week. I've always wondered how a lot of my buddies can ball in low tops. I'd mess my ankle up good with that. At least wrap it up, but they know their bodies I guess.

You know what fires me up? I know I'm not the only one with this gripe either. That would be printer ink. You can get nice deals on real good printers for not too crazy amounts of money. But what gets you is when they bait you in to buy new ink cartridges. For mine, it takes a thing of color and also one of black. Each of those go for no cheaper than $30. That adds up quick if you print a lot. I've tried getting some off brand ink, but it didn't do as well for me, so I stopped going that route. Ink can't be expensive, but I guess it's like getting gas for your car. Nothing you can do about it, we still have to pay it regardless. They need to start putting printer in on the black market, have some thugs hawking it off for dirt cheap.



Currently I have 31 bookmarks on my browser. I'm not sure if that's low, high, or whatever. I figured it was random enough to make the mention though. Nothing too out the ordinary that I can think of, the usual. Sports sites, a lot of wrestling things, a bit of porn (90% of people look at it, I don't care what people say or admit), a few gaming sites, rap stuff, etc. I try to branch out, you know the deal.

On a sidenote, who's the chick in the new Right Guard RGX commercials? Is she a nobody or has she done stuff before? Now that's some quality if you're wanting my opinion on the situation, top notch chick. I'm a sucker for long dark hair anyways, but she gets it done. There are 3 of them out that she's in, 2 they have on the website. http://www.rgxlife.com/qclips_featured/feature14.html and http://www.rgxlife.com/qclips_featured/feature16.html.

A few good comments last week. Clark, I remembered Fleece's birthday when I talked to him on the phone a few days before that. Not sure why I didn't remember to put it up in the blog though for the masses to read. Dom, glad ya approved of last week's Dirty Thug Ho of the Week. To that he said, "Wow Bird, I'm impressed, that's the meanest thug hoe I've ever seen on the internet. She's looks really authentic and dirty - that makes one hell of a thug hoe." And Coop, I like that you're pumped for Bono, was a big day for him. I'm sure you'll get a chance to chat it up with him soon. Maybe he'll make the trip to New Zealand and come after you next. :)



Bird's Dirty Thug Ho of the Week: http://www.myspace.com/gailgotti818

Bird's Video Moment of the Week: I'm loving this one. It cracks me up when the crowd gets into the dude dancing, great stuff: http://www.break.com/index/urnotdad20.html

Bird's Song of the Week: I know most reading probably aren't into rap, but that's how it goes around here. I'm posting it anyways. Fabo is back in action after taking a little time off. Here's his new video, Diamonds: http://music.aol.com/video/diamonds-feat-young-jeezy/fabolous/1875771

3 Quick Thangs:

1. How are the birthdays looking? I'm going to step up to Friday this time, April 6th. Country singer Merle Haggard, he's doing his thing at the age of 70. Actor Billy Dee Williams, he's also going for 70. If Bob Marley were still around, he'd be 62. Actress Marilu Henner, she's nearing getting up there, 55. Jason Hervey, Wayne Arnold of Wonder Years fame and also had a role in backstage WCW happenings in the 90s, he turns 35. Candace Cameron, DJ Tanner of Full House fame, 31. Not an A+ level, but it'll work this time as we hit from all angles.

2. This kid in my area, he's in 8th grade and stands 6'8" or so. That's just ridiculous. Seeing him walk through the halls with these tiny middle schoolers around him is definitely a sight. Whether he'll has real b-ball talent, we'll find out in a few years I'm sure. Either way, that's a freak.

3. Let's go with something you may or may not know: Only female mosquitoes bite and drink blood. Feast on that knowledge I drop on your heads until next week.