I’m Mike Jones (Who??) Mike Jones the one and only, you can’t clone me, got a lot of haters and a lot of homies, some friends and some phony. I’ll open this piece with one of my favorite lines from the song Still Tippin’ by Slim Thug, Mike Jones (Who??), and Paul Wall. Where did I leave off since Sunday’s post? Nothing out of the ordinary has went down, but as usual, we can’t let that stop us from updating the millions and millions of Blog fans that waste their time by coming in here and reading my words. Onto the meat and potatoes of this post:
The NCAA 64 Tourney is upon us and it starts tomorrow afternoon. Everyone and their brother plays in some kind of pool when the games start up. This brings the people who can barely consider themselves sports fans into the mix. Everyone has a fighting chance to win this when you play it like that. At times, you might be better off flipping a coin. I’m not going to bore everyone with my entire bracket, but I’ll give a rundown of interesting things that I picked. The biggest upset I have this year has #13 Ohio taking down Florida. My Elite 8 has Illinois, Arizona, Louisville, Gonzaga, UNC, Kansas, Duke, and Utah. My Final Four is Arizona, Louisville, UNC, and Duke. My Finals has Arizona against Duke, with Duke winning 75-70. I’m in two money setups and the traditional #basketball league as well. And for the locals, I have Creighton taking out WVU. I see Creighton as having too much tourney experience over the past few years, but we’ll see. I’ll pull for WVU in that one, but not feeling good about their chances. I’m sure I’ll be proven wrong though.
In an unrelated story, I mangled myself the other day with Nair. Usually I just shave wherever, but figured I’d try it for something different. I’m all broke out now and it’s bad times. Apparently, I didn’t get the right stuff. I got the bottle that chicks use and learned my lesson. It was bad times for sure. I may give it another whirl, but not that exact kind anyways.
RAW this week was pretty exciting. It hailed from Atlanta and that’s usually a hot southern crowd. To open things up, Randy Orton and Jake “The Snake” Roberts were guests on Jericho’s Highlight Reel. A blast from the past! I’m surprised Jake is still alive after what he’s been through. He’s still a mess, but hopefully his past demons don’t rise up again. If you want a little more in-depth into how Jake is, you definitely need to pick up Beyond The Mat, one of the better wrestling documentaries I’ve seen. Jake still can cut a great promo and had the crowd eating out of his hand. He was setting up for the DDT and then Orton turns it over and hits the RKO. Nice segment here. The Midnight Rockers! Yep, another blast from the past. Marty Jannetty comes to RAW to team up with his former partner Shawn Michaels to take on La Resistance. The ending sees the return of the Rocker Dropper followed by Sweet Chin Music. Marty really looked like he can still go and he faces Kurt Angle this week on SmackDown. It’s nice how well Triple H and Benoit can flow together in a match. They went at it again on Monday in another nice one. HHH wins with the Pedigree after Flair distracted the ref. Our main event had Gene Snitsky versus The Animal, Batista. Batista wins by DQ once HHH and Flair come out to beat him down. Kane comes to save Batista to clear the ring. Next week, HHH picks Batista’s poison (Batista picked him to face Benoit this week) and says that he’ll go toe-to-toe with Kane.
Are you guys liking the WrestleMania commercial skits? I’m eating this stuff up. They’ve all been pretty good, but Monday revealed one of the better ones so far in my opinion. This one was a spoof on When Harry Met Sally and Kurt Angle can straight up act. He nailed this commercial and Christy Hemme played his chick. There hasn’t been one of these commercials that I can say that I really didn’t like. You can literally smell WrestleMania approaching. All of the locals are invited to my house that night if you want in on the epic action.
If you want in on the greatest 64 Tourney Pick Em league there is, you need to get with the #basketball crew. Go to Yahoo and register a name if you already don’t have one. Here is the info to hop along. Remember, if you read this anytime after noontime on Thursday, it’s too late to get in.
3 Quick Thangs:
1. Cork has me hooked on this chick, Vida Guerra. Yum, this is some quality stuff and then some. Nice and thick, yet not big, stacked, long hair, etc. You get the point. If not, you’ll like these two pics:
2. Need a GMail account? Hit me up and I’ll send you an invite. I have a zillion to send, so it’s not like it will bother me.
3. As I began the post with some Still Tippin’ lyrics, I’ll end with more, this verse from Paul Wall:
What it do it's Paul Wall I'm the people's champ
My chain light up like a lamp cuz now I'm back with the camp
I'm crawling similar to a ant cuz I'm low to the earth
People's feelings get hurt when they figure out what I'm worth
I got eighty fours poking out at the club I'm showing out
I'm a player ain't no doubt, hoes want to know what I'm bout
Biggest diamonds off in my mouth princess cuts all in my chain
Wood grain all in my range dripping stains when I switch lanes
Switched the name, it's still the same Swisha House or Swisha Blast
Mike Jones he running the game and Magnificent bout his cash
Michael Watts he made me hot hard work took me to the top
G. Dash took me to the lot he wrote a check and bought a drop
I got the internet goin' nuts
But T. Farris got my back so now I'm holdin' my nuts
It's Paul Wall baby what you know bout me
I'm on that five nine south lead baby holla at me