Then our next storyline deals with Sarah. This girl is an emotional mess for real. Most girls are anyways, but this one is way over the top. Her Mom has had cancer for a while and received her first radiation treatment. Her parents and sister were on their way to New York and wanted to stop in Philly. Sarah thought the notice was too short and wasn’t interested. This is her own family mind you. Then Sarah breaks down after hanging the phone up, saying she can’t handle seeing her Mom like that and goes crazy. Later that night, Sarah realizes she’s an idiot and calls her Mom to go out and eat. Her Mom had a wig on due to getting her head shaved and Sarah was like speechless all night. Then her sister, during dinner, asked her if she’s been throwing up lately since Sarah used to be (still is?) bulimic. Sarah flipped at the mention and said that it’s been a few months, hah. What a trainwreck this girl is.
Then we’re dealt with this tragic news. Real World won’t air for 3 MORE WEEKS! What? Tell me I just heard that wrong. I’m about to bust up my TV due to this information I heard. I’m sure MTV will show something totally stupid in its spot for that time period. We do have something to look forward to once it returns though. Some mad drama is about to go down, or so the previews have us thinking. The girls freak out because MJ supposedly won’t respect a “strong female”. This leads to many of the girls straight up bawling their eyes out. I love it! Then Landon gets the girls fired up and they say that he’s much more of a problem when he drinks and is becoming a threat. I’d hate to see these girls if these guys had a roid rage on them. They’re fragile enough the way it is. Get some real girls on these shows who aren’t crying every 2 seconds. Is it asking too much, as we’ve said before, to have a gangsta hoodrat girl or a redneck chick who won’t take any BS on one of these seasons? Also, the cops return to the house and Karamo goes nuts on that. I think the girls have more masculinity than Karamo does, even though he tries to act all hard. Stay tuned!
This Sunday is WWE Armageddon. It’s a SmackDown-only event, but I’ll be sure to get it as usual. I don’t even get SmackDown (UPN) in my area, but I still get their Pay Per Views. Go figure. I’ll probably run down some matches later in the weekend if I have a Blog before that. Mike the Miz of Real World fame has a match at the PPV. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking, but it’s true.
You have got to be kidding me. Why send me this junk through Yahoo Messenger? “DO NOT DELETE!!!! This is Yahoo President Jay Russell, I am sorry to announce that Yahoo has reached its maximum number of accounts two million. If you would like to keep your account for free send this to everyone on your list. This way we can know which accounts are being used and which accounts we can delete. Send this within 8 days and your account will remain free. Once again I am sincerely sorry that I have to do this. Please start sending. Jay Russell, Yahoo Management Renee: WHOEVER DOESN'T SEND THIS MESSAGE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DEACTIVATED AND IT WILL COST $10.00 A MONTH TO USE IT! TO SEND 2 EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST, RIGHT CLICK ON YOUR GROUP”.
I rolled to Fairmont on Wednesday on a rare off day from work. Those are always nice to have. I’ve been working steady lately, so it’s not going to hurt me too bad. Anyways, while there I went to Arby’s to grab a bite to eat. Arby’s is my favorite fast food place out there easily if I had to pick. Have you ever tried their sweet tea? I’m big on sweet tea (even though I rarely drink it now, I actually cut back on “some” sugar and drink it without sugar now), but theirs is hardcore. I was able to drink about half of my cup. It has that much power to it. Maybe I got the bottom of the container and it was crazy loaded up, but either way it was strong. Good, but nothing I could drink an entire cup of. The best tea I’ve ever had was this past summer in the Dirty Dirty, Atlanta. I need some of that southern tea mailed to me on a regular basis. Nothing else can compare.
Also at Arby’s was a funny happening. I was in line behind a group of thugs. They were decked out in full gear too: Pelle Pelle, Timberland, NBA logo jeans, fur coats, etc. A few of them had the walkie talkie phones. Me being out of the cell phone business, I was new to this. Apparently one of these dudes was as well. He was using a buddy’s and was screwing it all up. He was getting mad because the guy on the other end couldn’t hear him so he was screaming at him after a while. And this guy was right in front of me in line, while the chick was waiting to take his order. I was cracking up good. She didn’t know how to react, but while she asked him what he wanted, he kept trying to figure out the phone. Then once I was sitting down, I heard one of their phones ring. It had one of the clearer rings I’ve heard as it jammed to Nolia Clap by Juvenile, Wacko, and Skip. It has a great beat and catchy hook if you know of that one. The best part (or worst) was that Arby’s had some country going in there. I couldn’t take it and I know these guys couldn’t. They probably thought they were dropped off in the middle of the Twilight Zone.
After hitting up Arby’s, I roll to the old school video game shop at the mall. Well, the mall in Fairmont is actually just a few stores now (the rest of the place went out of business) that is famous for having senior citizens get their walk on during operation. I also saw this chick getting her nails done and I guess she drug her man along for the festivites. The dude was sitting in the chair right beside her asleep on one hand. I should’ve waited a while to see him bust himself and wake up in a coma.
Anyways, while at the video game shop, I was there for a few reasons. One really was to get some Nintendo 64 controllers since one we have was mangled. While there, you can’t pass up checking out what games they have in stock. I went to the N64 section and figured while I was there, I might as well pick up a few things. Not that I won’t get enough wrestling games in the mail sometime in the next week or so (have 4 coming in that I wrote about in my last Blog), I bought WCW Backstage Assault. This is a pretty good one from what I’ve played so far today. I’ve never played this one until the day of. You’re not in the ring is the weird part, but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad game. The control and setup of the game I like a lot. The graphics aren’t anything special for a game from 2000 though, but I’ll take control over graphics any day of the week. I also ended up getting NBA Live 2000 with Tim Duncan on the cover. My total buy was two controllers and these two games for $28. Not the greatest deal, but I didn’t want to wait to rip someone off on eBay. I had to have it that day. It’s a sickness. On the Christmas games, I didn’t really know what to ask for, so I asked for Paper Mario on GameCube. It’s gotten some great reviews so I hope it delivers. Sure, it may be a kiddie game as far as the look goes, but I’ll take my chances with this role player.
Is there much better action than West Coast NBA? Last night I stayed up late to watch the Suns and Lakers game. It kept going back and forth. Both teams were over 60 at the half, which you rarely ever see in the East’s slow-down game. Kobe had a triple double almost at halftime and ended up getting one during the 3rd quarter, nuts. I’m surprised by how well the Lakers are playing so far with that team they have. They lost last night to the Suns, but the Suns are a powerhouse offensively. It was a fun one to watch as it was straight up run and gun. Celts are actually on TV tonight against the Blazers at 10:30 on TNT. This is our ONLY national TV game of the year, no joke. I can’t blame the TV companies for not wanting to show us, but only one game all year out of 82? That’s brutal. And it happens to be on a night where I have to wake up early the next day, so I won’t be able to hit it all up more than likely. It’ll be out of hand by that time anyways.
Rappers: Juvenile, Wacko, & Skip – Song: Nolia Clap
[Wacko]
1, 2, 3, 4, Bust it!!!!
C'mon, C'mon
Juvenile, Wacko, Skip
[Chorus:]
Where dat Melph at?
Where da Yo at?
Where dat Thomas at?
Where VL at?
Ya'll Hear that Nolia Clap? Ya'll hear that Nolia Clap?
[Verse 1:]
I'm in the Calio, You know I'm headed front of town
By Kayotic and Lil real One, cuz it's going down
You see the DB's tell 'em Wacko lookin for 'em
I got some dro, I got some change, I got some pussy for 'em
If they ask you where I'm at I'm in the Melph pickin up Chuck
In the chromed out Bubblegum Pickup Truck
Slide on Josephine, Holla at Lil Kia and Pluck
My nigga Troy told me to keep it real as fuck
We bought the House of Blues tonight after the DJ in the Nolia
On Washington & Frerret, across the street from Babosca
But first I'm bout to snatch up all Saratoga
Head straight to Foot Action and snatch me two pair of Solja's
Take a left on Taladonna get a O of that doja
Tell 'em right on my trail and hit the gars and lets roll up
I'm bout to hit Julio and get the blazes from soda
I got Geezy waiting on VL we bout to bang up this Yola
[Chorus:]
Where dat Melph at?
Where da Yo at?
Where dat Thomas at?
Where VL at?
Ya'll Hear that Nolia Clap? Ya'll hear that Nolia Clap?
Where Hollygrove at?
Gert Town at?
P Town at?
Nigga Town at?
Ya'll Hear that Nolia Clap? Ya'll hear that Nolia Clap?
[Verse 2: Wacko (Skip)]
I'm in Hollygrove searching for the Skip dogg (Whaaa!)
H2 Chromed out, nice whip dogg
Let's hit Gert Town I heard they pop it off
Or hit P town, I heard they drop it off
My couson Leaf on the Vill told me to swing through, On St. lou
He got two hoes that'll eat and drank too
We can bounce thru lil feet and we can Fuck with these hoes
They Take dick in they ass, they take dick in the throat
They take dick in they hair, they take dick in they nose
They take a dick, anywhere your dick can go
But look ain't nuttin like my bitch out the St. Bernard
A gangsta broad, get Wacko Gangsta hard
She said we might could run a train if I pursue my G
If not I got it poppin off on Music Street
Last week I had to do about two of them freaks
But them niggas be thru there trippin so bring two of them heats
[Chorus:]
Where that Appleville at?
The St. Bernard at?
Lil Feet at?
The 8th ward at?
Ya'll Hear that Nolia Clap? Ya'll hear that Nolia Clap?
Where the desired at?
Dat Florida at? In LA
Cross the canal at?
Ya'll Hear that Nolia Clap? Ya'll hear that Nolia Clap?
[Verse 3:]
I see you learnin, see you peepin out that Nolia clap
I bet you nine times outta ten that whole Nolia strapped
Ok we fell off for a minute but that Nolia back
We got quarters, ounces, and halfs and birds of smack
Ever since Soulja got killed I keep a murda gat
Stand on the middle of my projects where the murdas at
And every nigga every bitch who ain't heard of Wack
I bang women, bang children, bang the murda cats
I bang blocks, bang cribs, bang the Bourbon Lac
I bang anything in sight without the murda tax
I'm just the hit to represent where I was born and raised
And every nigga in my section love to roam with K's (AK-47's)
You got beef holla at me, get it on today
You not quickly uptown downtown Roulette
Knock off your face, taste, waist, take arms and legs
Drop off your neck, wrist, toes, hair, palms, and head
[Chorus:]
Where dat Melph at?
Where da Yo at?
Where dat Thomas at?
Where VL at?
Ya'll Hear that Nolia Clap? Ya'll hear that Nolia Clap?
Where Hollygrove at?
Gert Town at?
P Town at?
Nigga Town at?
Ya'll Hear that Nolia Clap? Ya'll hear that Nolia Clap?
Where that Appleville at?
The St. Bernard at?
Lil Feet at?
The 8th ward at?
Ya'll Hear that Nolia Clap? Ya'll hear that Nolia Clap?
Where the desired at?
Dat Florida at? In LA
Cross the canal at?
Ya'll Hear that Nolia Clap? Ya'll hear that Nolia Clap?
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