Ugh. If I get another “send this to 10 people to make your love life better” or whatever other crap those things say, I might have to shoot my computer monitor. This is especially true with Yahoo Messenger. As much as I like Yahoo, I could do without that part. It’s not from their system, it’s from people on my buddy list. People reading this it doesn’t concern because you don’t do that, but you know what I mean. Or how about forwarded emails that have no significance that get sent to me? Maybe I’m missing out on these concepts, because I sure can’t figure it out. I can’t be the only one who gets this junk can I? But never fear, for I’m in a good mood as I am most of the time.
So I’m sitting here watching some Howard Stern. And what is on the episode? It is an Amputee Beauty Pageant. Yeah, I said that correct. They have a guy on the set who has an amputee fetish and they bring amputee chicks in to be judged. They get judged on their looks, body, and their level of amputation. I couldn’t make this up if I tried.
Saturday morning I wake up at 7:00. What?? Yep, I typed that last sentence right. Not sure what got into me, but counting Posey’s wedding a few weeks ago, this marks two Saturdays in a one month span that I’ve been awake at 7:00. That’s just dirty. Filthy dirty, but oh well. Today I was pumped for some Bob Evans breakfast though, as I loaded up with the Western Omelette, which has ham, cheese, green peppers, and cheese in it. It was pretty good stuff. Also, I got some hash browns and some biscuits to go with my OJ. After that, I go about 90 minutes away to the “mountains” if you will. Here is where I do a decent bit of trout fishing and went up today with my parents to fix up a place they bought not long ago. Pimp shack, but when the mean winter hits, that area gets blasted good. It made for a nice ride, as I slept a good bit of course.
Everyone is watching college football on a Saturday afternoon I’m sure. I’ll keep up with it, but the NBA is here to save me once again. Today, the NBA is so kind to give me two 1:00 games (sweet!), so I’ll get my fix of games in before the night schedule begins. Football is just so blah to me around this time of year. It just doesn’t hold the same passion to me that basketball and baseball does. 99% of the people reading this will disagree with me, but oh well. You’ll have that.
I don’t get WWE SmackDown in my area, so I miss out big time on Thursday nights. I did have a buddy just send me Carlito Caribbean Cool’s theme music and it’s pimpin. I’m not sure if Carlito will catch on, as he’s sort of cheezy, but I like what I’ve seen so far of the character. He’s a Latino dude with a big fro who plays the part of the tough guy/cool dude for his wrestling actions. As Carlito would say, “I spit in the face of people who don’t want to be cool.” And then he takes a bite of an apple and spits it in their face. I eat that stuff up. I know, I’m weird. But check out the theme as it jams. “When you’re Carlito, you take what you want. You better be cool. Cool like me.”
One more week of work and I get a week off for Thanksgiving break. That’ll be nice to stay up all night and sleep the day away. I’m good at that anyways. When I was in high school, or in the first few years, we had to go a few days during Thanksgiving break. Now they’ve done without that. The rednecks here could never miss opening week of gun season for deer hunting. So eventually you’d have the girls not coming to school since the dudes weren’t there, and then nobody was left, so they didn’t have much of a choice. I don’t get paid all that week, but getting time to be a bum is much better than money can do for me. Money is overrated. Sure, you need to be able to make a reasonable living, but I’m pretty laid back and try not to overspend. Living at home doesn’t hurt things either as I’m in no hurry to get out of here.
Tomorrow is WWE Survivor Series. I’ll end this post with my predictions for the matches announced at the moment.
Survivor Series Elimination Match: Triple H/Batista/Edge/Gene Snitsky vs Jericho/Benoit/Orton/Maven. The winning team will gain control of RAW for a month, with each guy getting his own week. For some reason, I’m going with the team of Triple H to win. Logic says to go against that, but I can make my own predictions. Hopefully Flair doesn’t come out and turn face today, but I wouldn’t mind if Jericho turned to Evolution.
Intercontinental Title Match: Shelton Benjamin (C) vs Christian. I’m taking the champ to retain here in a nice match. Christian’s character is great though. Benjamin needs to work on his flow, as his wrestling is good, but not much color (no pun intended) other than that.
Women’s Title Match: Trish Stratus (C) vs Lita. Ugh. This storyline is lame. Lita lost her “baby” and Trish has been calling her fat and all of this stuff. Lita hasn’t wrestled in a long time either, but she wins the title here.
Survivor Series Elimination Match: Angle/Reigns/Jindrak/Carlito Cool vs Eddie Guerrero/Big Show/Rob Van Dam/Mystery Man. I’ll take Guerrero’s side in this one. Great to see RVD back on a Pay Per View, as it’s been way too long it seems. Give me some Eddie going at it against Angle for a while too and I’ll be a happy guy.
WWE Title Match: John Bradshaw Layfield (C) vs Booker T. Booker T is good again, but for some reason Vince really loves Bradshaw as champ. I have Bradshaw keeping the belt once again in what may be a bloody mess.
Cruiserweight 4-Way Title Match: Spike Dudley (C) vs Rey Mysterio vs Billy Kidman vs Chavo Guerrero. Yes! Now this is what I’m talking about. This match hopefully will deliver the goods as it should be crazy fast. I’m picking Kidman here. Please give these guys time for a long match.
Undertaker vs Heidenreich. Just shoot me now. This could be one of the slowest matches evarrrr.. I don’t care one bit about this one, but I’ll pick Taker.
So there you have it. Will I suck it up on my predictions? Will I dominate? Ooooh, the drama that ensues. I’ll let you know how that turns out in my next post whenever that may be. Until then, late.