The day after Unforgiven, we journey from Portland to Seattle. Seattle was the site of RAW, but the question that needs to be asked is whether the bad show from Sunday could be improved upon. The show opens up with a party from Triple H, with a huge lifesize cake in the ring. The ring is full of girls that Flair brought for HHH. They go to open the cake and Randy Orton dives out of it with a Crossbody. HHH gets thrown into the cake and Orton gets the last laugh.
During the RAW Diva Search segment, Vince comes out. In my opinion, Vince is the best actor in the company. He even does it better than Flair in that category if you ask me. He comes out and threatens Coach with the classic, “You’re fiiiiirreeddd!” Vince then says he has a major announcement for next week’s show, so stay tuned. The 10:00 main event was a nice tag bout with Jericho and HBK joining forces against Christian and Tyson Tomko, The Problem Solver. You can’t go wrong with Y2J and HBK together. Our main event finale wasn’t really a match. It was Evolution in a Handicap Match versus Randy Orton. The point of this match was to bring back Shelton Benjamin, otherwise known as Mr. Benjamin. This then brings out Chris Benoit to help Orton and Benjamin beat down Evolution to end the show. I’ll let JR tell you how it went exactly:
RKO by Randy Orton! Randy Orton survived this much to the chagrin of Triple H and Evolution! Bischoff had it all setup to serve Randy Orton on a platter but it didn’t happen that way King. It didn’t happen tonight! Triple H stole the World Title at Unforgiven! But based on what we’ve seen here tonight it is Randy Orton’s destiny to regain the Heavyweight Championship of the World!
The season finale of the World Series Of Poker went down last night. It wasn’t live, but the broadcast was live if that makes sense. I’ve never been a card player, but over the past few years that they’ve shown the Texas Hold Em tourney on TV, it has me hooked. I still don’t play for any money, but I’ve played a bunch online and it’s pretty addicting stuff and I’m catching on fairly quick. ESPN did a great job of making stars out of some of these amateurs and it had you compelled to see how they would play each hand. The winner this year was Fossil Man Greg Raymer, who took home $5 million buck-a-roos.
Week 2 of Real World Philly happened last night as well. I am disappointed that no major drama happened in this episode. The show focused on four people with similar storylines. The first has MJ and Sarah. Sarah, the resident slut, has been trying to hook up with MJ. During this show, MJ calls up his chick from back home and says it is basically over. It went well, but MJ was worried that he’d end up cheating on his girl, so he was honest with her and told her his situation. That’s a stand up guy there. Nothing bugs me more in relationships than people cheating. Well, the thought of it anyways since I’ve never been part of that personally. I know I couldn’t for my part do that to someone. I’d rather have the chick tell me to beat the trail if she’s going to cheat on me. It could be roid rage time if that position backfired. I’m calm 99% of the time except for playing sports. I got on a tangent. What was I talking about?
Anyways, Sarah keeps trying to get some off of MJ, but gets shot down. Not 2Pac style, but you know how we roll. I’m sure she’ll get it eventually, but not quite yet. Then she turns into a drama queen and freaks out because MJ gets a hot girl at a bar and didn’t do anything with her (Sarah). Let’s move on to our next incident. Shavonda calls her man up and ends that partnership. Landon steps in and tries to get his pimp on. He’s flowing good until he gets into the liquor and that turns her off. I’m the same way with a chick, but then again, I’m weird. Most guys couldn’t wait to get a drunk chick because they’d take advantage of them, but that’s a huge turnoff to me. Landon goes on to say in the confessional room that he loves Shavonda, or as they call her on the show, Vonda. That brings upon the infamous MJ Face (which The Bootyologist DerekHood put into BSG’s Pantheon of Faces) and he’s like, “You LOVE her?!” That was my favorite part of this week’s show. These two will also hook up in the near future. Not Landon and MJ, although I wouldn’t put it past this house since they have two gay guys already, but Landon and Vonda. Get your minds out of the gutter, people! My mind is always in that direction, so I guess I’m a lost cause. Then again, I’m the same guy who still laughs at immature/middle school jokes. I have to bite my tongue a lot at work when I see kids doing what I used to. I want to roll laughing, but can’t.
Once again, I’m writing this out by hand at work since I have too much time on my hands. In a strange way, I like writing my Blogs out by hand when I get the chance. It definitely makes the day go by much faster. Yes, I still type it up when I get home, but with it all written out, it gives me more time to be a bum online. Like I need to spend more time online anyways huh? I wouldn’t have it any other way. The internet 0wnz j00!
On the fantasy football front, in both A#FL and US#FL, I got two huge wins. One was cheap against Rahl as he was unable to update his team due to the hurricanes in Florida. Still, I’m starting out undefeated, so fear. My sleeper pickup that makes me proud is Antonio Gates of the Chargers. Not many guys knew a lot about Gates, so I was about to get him in both leagues late. He starts out the year with a whopping 118 yards on 8 catches. That’s from a tight end and not to mention I have both Tony Gonzalez and Gates in USFL. I can only start one tight end in that league, so I hope that’s not a problem. Then again, Gages may or may not have a great season, but I like my chances. My Bears got beat to open the year, but at least the fantasy side of things is mean so far. The next update more than likely will be late Friday night. Let me know what you think about that dose of gangsta Blog love.